[Ramster]

I saw a job advertised in the local paper for a gynaecologists assistant
It consisted of preparing ladies for examination,including helping them undress and massaging them with essential oils to help put them at ease
the pay is £750 for a 36 hour week with 7 weeks paid holiday leave and a company funded pension

i rang to ask for a few more details and if there were any downsides to the position
I was asked if i could travel 200 miles to London
I said "Is that where the job is"

no they replied " Thats the end of the queue"

[JR]

That job ranks right up there with body painting the Sports Illustraited Super Models.