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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 8:41 pm    Post subject: Genuine $$$'s easy profit opportunity Reply with quote

Hello goodly people of alter poker forum.

I am a Central African General who kindly requests that we make a transaction
that will benefit both of us as interested parties.

Due to the present climate of world oppression I have a need to transfer $1,000,000
to my PokerStairs account but am having trouble with my internet banking
connection. (I’ve tried twatting the modem with a bit of 2x4” but it still no working).

This is where you can benefit yourself as well as me by letting me deposit $1,000,000
to your PokerStairs account after you make a transfer to mine of $900,000.
This will be leaving you a profitable margin of which will be rated $100,000.

If you by any chance don’t have $900,000 in your PokerStairs account, send
whatever you can and I will return you 110% that amount.

Please write to me with your PokerStairs login name and change your password
to “1bonehead”.

Looking forward to making you rich with this genuine business transaction.

Regards

Mr. A. Central African-General


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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

New career Stu?
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know-nuffin of this Stu... I am Mr. A. Central African-General.

Would you be interested in sending me some cheese Mr Mouse, honestly no traps.  
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

those letters  are fun to read,, by they way  I am  the  master general of  recover funds.. I need  1,000 dollars so I can  get out the  10 million that mr willis  has left you..in the safety deposit box...dont worry your money will be safe with me..  trust me..
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh wow this is very good news indeed Adam, I can't thank you enough.
My long lost uncle Mr Willis, who'd have thought it... good old uncle Willis.

I would send you the $1,000 but because of the recent snow fall in Central Africa I have been unable to work.

I do have a Rolex watch that I recently bought off of E-bay for $2,500 and would like to use that as security.

Please send me the $1,500 difference and I'll send you the Rolex.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

These are always funny. The funnier thing would be if someone actually replied their poker screen to you because they thought you were serious.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 7:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

funny thread but it was pretty obvious when you made the amount 1 million lol.. i don't think anyone can be that stupid to fall for it.... at least i would hope not.
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

DMS05 wrote:
funny thread but it was pretty obvious when you made the amount 1 million lol.. i don't think anyone can be that stupid to fall for it.... at least i would hope not.


Damn, my cunning plan has been rumbled.

How about I sell you the card sequence that Full Tilt uses to deal all their decks.

I make $5,000 per day knowing what card will be dealt next and will let you have it for the bargain price of $25.


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 06, 2010 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i have  the same thing  i can sell it for  you for 20 dollars just transfer  to my account.. mine is much better  and  cheaper than know knuffin...
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I get tons of email scams and spams. Even when I filter it out I seem to a new one everyday. Wish there was a way to find out who sending them and stop the crap coming to my inbox.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:04 pm    Post subject: scam Reply with quote

funny, i keep hearing about these emails.  finally i got my own . wish i would have saved it, but i deleted it . but it went something like this ...

hello ,
      my name is.........  im an attorney representing the late  proffesser .......  he has left you 15 million dollars . but you must give 30 percent to charity ..  all we need to proceed is your
full name
ss number
address
and bank acct number to wire funds.

sadly  i know of an elderly man who lost over 75k to these scum bags
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ATTN: Beneficiary, Ref: FGN-WB/SV99-2010 My name is Mr. Sanusi Lamido Sanusi, I am the new governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN). I write you in connection to your inheritance payment valued at usd$17, 500,000.00(Seven ten million, Five hundred thousand United States dollars only). The said sum is an inheritance left for you by a relative of yours. I write to let you know that as the new governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, I have taken over the issue of your inheritance payment of the said sum. You are hereby strongly advised in your own best interest to desist from any dealings with any other official/agency in connection with the said payment. If you defy my advice /orders, then you will be doing so at your own risk because you will only waste your time and hard earned funds and you will NEVER EVER receive a dime of your inheritance funds. Get back to me immediately so that I as the governor of the CBN in charge of all payment can personally process your transfer and wire your usd$17,500,000.00 inheritance funds left for you by Relative to your nominated bank account. I will expect your soonest response, Yours Faithfully, Mr.Sanusi Lamido Sanusi. Governor,(CBN) HEAD OFFICE - ABUJA Office Address: Zaria Street, Abuja Postal Address: P.M.B 0187, Garki Abuja. Email:infgovernoroffice.cbn22@gmail.com
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PostPosted: Fri May 21, 2010 9:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey i'll buy the card sequence that is dealt a bookmaker poker for $10, thats all i got. take it or leave it?
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