Heinz - Recall products

[Ramster]

Heinz have issued a warning regading one of their tinned products.
Apparently an Islamic terrorist group has infiltrated the company and planted bombs in their tins of alphabet spaghetti.
A police spoksman said :
"If they go off, it could spell disaster".
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[PoolDemon]

GROAN....LOL
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never do card tricks for the group you play poker with...
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[Know-nuffin]

Funny you should say that; I opened a tin of alphabeti spaghetti and found it filled only with the letters, WETHYR.

I thought, 'that's the worst spell of weather we've had in a long time'.

...I'll get me coat.


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[PoolDemon]

there should be a warning label on these  
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never do card tricks for the group you play poker with...
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[SystEmsuX]

I probly shouldn't have thrown out all my Heinz products after I read the thread title.  Don't judge a post by it's title.
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